Why are dog bloggers not sending me their dog pictures??? Do I have to beg? All the cat owners at wozog are waiting for the ultimate battle…Dog bloggers everywhere should be ashamed of themselves. But who can blame them….the walk behind their pets and pick up their crap. That is the sad truth. Cat owners do not have to worry about crap because cats know where to poop. Does anyone ever wonder why Dogs can’t learn to poop in a sand box and cover it after they are done?? Dogs are idiots but there is no scientific proof that says Cats are Smarter than dogs. One friend of mine said that because Dogs have bigger brains they MUST be smarter. I am sure a Rino has a bigger brain than a Monkey (actually I am not sure about this) but monkeys are WAYYY smarter. I have 4 dog pictures and need 12 more. I know they are afraid that their precious dog will lose to a cat but come on people…..money is on the line here!!!! Here is a clip of a classic cat vs dog battle. As you can see the dog STEALS the cats food. The cat stand his ground and tries to fight off the dog, but the dog has no respect for anybody…..all he cares about is getting the food. After some the the cat basically says screw this and walks away….VERY CLASSY.
Man I wish I can get the next tournament started already!!! But I cannot, I have been away and thought once I opened up my mail I would have had a lot of Dog pictures. I only got 2!!!! What is going on? Are they afraid? The challenge has come, yet no dog is willing to step up! I need the help of the cat bloggers to get me some dog pictures! Send the picture (with thumb) to admin@wozog.com. Lets hurry and get this thing started!
Surprise Surprise! Parker wins! It was not even a contest. Parker gets 50 dollars. I will contact you tomorrow for paypal info. If anyone else wants to enter the contests please send a picture of your cat or dog with your thumb showing in the picture. Send it to admin@wozog.com.
The next contest will be a battle that has been going on for centuries. Wozog is all about cats and this is the opportunity for cat bloggers to crush the dog bloggers. It will be a head to head tournament format much like the first contest. 16 cats from WOZOG will be entered into the tournament. I know what your thinking. Wozog don’t you have more than 16 cats in your database. Yes I do, therefore I will have to personally pick 16 cats. If your cat is not in the tournament please forgive me. This will be a very hard decision. I will start promoting for Dog entries starting Sunday, if you have friends with dogs please tell them to send a picture of their dog with their thumb showing to admin@wozog.com. This is going to be a very BIG tournament. Instead of giving only the first place prize money, I will pay out the top 3. 30 for first, 15 for second, and 5 for third. This is going to be very fun. Again only 16 cats will be in the tournament. Good luck to all!
The final two is here! Who will be the Cat Apprentice? Parker vs. Samantha the ultimate showdown. I have gotten a lot of emails about what the next contest will be….well get ready for a shocker! That is all I am saying about that. But trust me, it will be the most ultimate battle! Here are the two cats that made it. Both are winners in my book. Voting will be extended to Sunday Night. Winner gets 50 dollars and a spot on the wozog hall of fame.
No surprise here. Another landslide. Where is Moses when you need him? Parker can not be stopped! The showdown is finally here. Parker vs. Samantha. Does Samantha have any shot at winning this thing? Will she get even some sympathy votes? The Las Vegas line just came out and Parker is a 25 to 1 favorite. I realize that anything is possible but this might be too much to over come. This has been a cold and bitter contest. The next contest will be more fun I promise.
The Top three of Cat Apprentice is here! Who will get fired now? I know what your thinking. No one can stop Parker. If Moses was here maybe he stands a chance. Samantha is tough but even she is not match for Parker. Sukie the rookie is just lacks too much experience. Will a shocking upset happen? I seriously feel that Parker will see some heat this round, but will it be enough? Good luck to all the kitties. Voting will end Tuesday Night.
What in the world happened? I do not understand. Young Jeremy got hammered with over 50 votes. I went to Santa Barbara this weekend and when I returned I was shocked to see Jeremy who I thought would be in the finals with Parker get fired. Jeremy might have been the only cat that had a shot at winning Cat Apprentice. Now there is nothing standing in the way of Parker. Parker is a very cute and popular cat will anyone stand up to her?
The final four are here. I know what your all thinking…no one can stop Parker! That might be true but if it happens it will be the biggest upset in wozog history. The cat that is surprising me the most is of course rookie Sukie who has come from no where to make a name for him/herself. This is crutch time you need to call your friends and family and get them to vote. This is all about survival. If you get 10 friends and tell those 10 friends to get 3 more friends each that is…….like a lot of votes! Voting will end Friday Night!
Wow what a Shocker! The always strong Tigger gets fired! I wonder if people are voting for the one to get rid of, or the cutest cat? I did not see this one coming. Now we are left with four. Head to Head Champion Parker, the young prince of wozog Jeremy, always solid Samantha, and rookie Sukie. I think there is no stopping Parker. Parker made wozog what it is today. Her battle with Daisy will be remembered for years and who knows if Parker was allowed to be in Cat Idol, she might have won that as well. Moses vs Parker will be a very interesting matchup, I would buy tickets for that one. Good Job Tigger! There is always next time.
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