March 21st, 2008 by wozog

When I was in college I was always looking for the easy A. One of my friends told me that if I took an art class, the final exam would be a female model posing nude. All you have to do is draw her and you PASS the class. I thought “that is perfect!” I get to see a naked woman and get a good grade? Where do I sign up! I took the class and found out that class was once a week but 4 hours a day. Drawing for 4 hours was really difficult. But I was willing to take it because I new I was going to see some nudity. Our instructor told us that a female model was going to be coming in for our final….MY friend was right!@! The model walked in and….she was 200 pounds. FOLDS of skin EVERYWHERE. She went to the middle of the classroom and took her pose. Bad news for me…..she was RIGHT in front of me. That meant I had to draw EVERYTHING!!! I mean EVERYTHING. I got an A for the class. From that day on…..I never drew again…
March 20th, 2008 by wozog
This is going to get pretty nasty. Cats will go after cats…..this is going to be a blood bath! Who will get fired? Remember the Cat with the most votes will get FIRED!! Cats will cry…but if you want to make it in this business you have to have a strong back bone!! So remember if you want your cat to move on to the next round, you want very few votes. Zero votes would be perfect. Here are the 19 cats that will compete. Voting will end Friday Night! Good luck!




















Who should be FIRED!?!
- Daisy (29%, 14 Votes)
- Socks (27%, 13 Votes)
- Sukie (8%, 4 Votes)
- Tigger (2) (6%, 3 Votes)
- Orlando (6%, 3 Votes)
- Dustyrose (4%, 2 Votes)
- Parker (2%, 1 Votes)
- Jeremy (2%, 1 Votes)
- Kaze (2%, 1 Votes)
- Latte (2%, 1 Votes)
- Tybalt (2%, 1 Votes)
- Boo (0%, 0 Votes)
- Samantha (0%, 0 Votes)
- Kneadermeier (0%, 0 Votes)
- Simba (0%, 0 Votes)
- Neko (0%, 0 Votes)
- Napoleon (0%, 0 Votes)
- Tigger (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 49

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March 20th, 2008 by wozog

wozog: How old are you?
Moses: 7 years old
wozog: What is your favorite food?
Moses: Purina Cat Chow original formula (blue bag)
wozog: Your favorite Cat Idol contestant?
Moses: Orlando would’ve gotten my vote
wozog: Who do you think will win?
Moses: Hmmmm… if Daisy gets her act together, I’d say her. But Jeremy
looks like an up and comer
wozog:
Moses: My first 2 years on the streets are a blur, but my manhood was
taken at an early age.
Moses: After slipping early in the final round and hearing reports that my
email friends were having difficulty voting for me, my mom did a major
campaign through Entrecard. She put my picture on the cards to her
three blogs and dropped the cards on 900 blogs in the community, and
she mentioned Cat Idol in the forum. Then Deimos Tel`Arin stepped up
as co-campaign manager and promoted me on his blog. So we were able
to pull off a come-from-behind upset.
March 19th, 2008 by wozog

All hail to MOSE!!! I never thought I would say this but Moses is THE CAT IDOL! Moses WINS 32 dollars! MOSES WILL REPLACE Parker ON THE WOZOG HALL OF FAME. Orlando great job but in the end Moses was too much. Orlando good luck in The Cat Apprentice. Moses tell us your secret because you came out of nowhere! Seriously I thought you would not even make it to the top 5, but to win it? You have made me eat my words!! Great job! However the bad news is that you will have to sit out the next contest but don’t worry it will only be ONE contest (we gotta give other cats a chance at the money). Guys the next contest will start Wednesday night so get your cat entries in NOW!!! Send your cat picture with your thumb to admin@wozog.com. Again this contest has been a blast and this site slowly is getting popular. Remember the first place prize will be 50 bucks. The prize pool will get bigger and bigger as this site grows. As long as you entered your picture you will be entered into every contest. You do not even have to visit this site after you submit your picture, who knows you might get a email from me telling you that you won 50 bucks! What do you really have to lose?
March 18th, 2008 by wozog

Yup that is right, more than 20 cats will go on a 20 day job interview to see who will become The Cat Apprentice!! We are going to have a all-star line up!! However the winner of Cat Idol will not be able to compete. They will go on the WOZOG hall of fame. But guess what Parker will be back!!! You heard me, Parker could not compete in Cat Idol because she won the head to head tournament. She has served her time and now she will compete to become the first Cat Apprentice!!! Daisy will be back to avenge her loss. Rookie of the year Jeremy will be there. So will the loser of Cat Idol, which will most likely be Moses. Also a hand full of rookies will also be in. Napoleon, Dustyrose, and much more will be battling!! Here is how it will go. Everyday you are the ones who have the power….TO FIRE a cat. That is right, this time a vote for your favorite cat is no good! The cat with the MOST votes WILL be fired! That is why this competition will be sooo intense…will feelings get hurt??….YES….will some cats cry??? YES!….will some cats target certain cats….I HOPE SO!!! Some might wonder will being popular help or hurt you?? I actually do not know, maybe being popular will hurt because they want the popular ones eliminated quickly. This is not going to be pretty so I raised the prize pool to an even 50 bucks!! That is right! You heard me 50 dollars CASH to the winner!!! The Cat Apprentice will start Wednesday so you still have time to enter your cat! Send a picture of your cat with your thumb showing to admin@wozog.com. Also feel free to vote for the Cat Idol which will end Tuesday Night. Good luck and God bless America.
March 17th, 2008 by wozog
March 17th, 2008 by wozog

Jeremy has lost! What a great one for a rookie. But a horrible performance against Powerhouses Orlando and Moses. Jeremy was too young and too inexperienced but guess what, he will be a force in the next competition. So who will the people that voted for Jeremy vote for now??? Orlando? Moses? Who will Jeremy endorse??? Find out soon.
March 15th, 2008 by wozog
March 15th, 2008 by wozog

This is unbelievable, Rexie quit! I didn’t think Rexie would be a quitter so I was very very shocked! Personally Rexie was one of my favorite cats. Showed well in the head to head tournament and did equally well in CAT IDOL. I really wanted Rexie to win the money and get on the WOZOG hall of fame but it will not happen this time. But don’t worry the next contest is going to be HUGE!!!! I don’t want to spoil it but trust me you will like it. Remember if any of you have a cat, enter your cat at WOZOG and he or she will be entered in every contest I do. All you have to do is send in a picture of your cat with your thumb showing. You don’t even have to visit the site, just send the picture to admin@wozog.com and your cat will be entered. What do you have to lose??
March 14th, 2008 by wozog