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First Date Advice #1

January 23rd, 2008 by wozog

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I am going to tell you some secrets on what to do on a first date. Here is my first advice. When your on the date you will probably go to a shopping area, just to look around. Keep your ears open and see if she is interested in anything. For example, you see her pick up a perfume and tries it on and she likes it. Remember which one she liked. After you go somewhere else, tell her you have to go to the bathroom. Run to the store and buy it. Now this is the hard part. All woman have purses. They love their purse and never let it out of their site. You have to somehow put the perfume into her purse. I suggest in the movie theater where it is very dark. After the date is over. She will go home and maybe that night or the next day she will find that wonderful surprise. She will HAVE to give you a call. That gift got you, a second call, showed your not cheap, showed your romantic, and most likely got you a second date. You know she will tell her girlfriends and her girlfriends will LOVE you which is another plus. Doing this will not make you look creepy, it works! Woman love this kind of stuff.

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9 Responses

  1. devin Says:

    Great idea! My husband could do that NOW and I’d be thrilled!

  2. Avery Says:

    It’s like you opened a window into my soul.

    Nice pandas.

  3. Simple Mindz Says:

    lol. that’s a really cute idea!

  4. Claire Says:

    That would actually work with me.

    :)

    But not the Panda lap dance.

  5. Bea Says:

    you left kind of a douchbag comment on my blog. was that necessary? i mean really?

  6. wozog Says:

    Yea because it was true. Sorry.

  7. Laura Says:

    I like this idea too, it’s very sweet.

  8. bloggernoob Says:

    very pimpy. i guess you speak from experience.

  9. Doris Says:

    Nice and hot dating tips. Very interesting, but eh… those panda’s are they on their first date too?

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