Why does water splash my butt when I go #2?
January 20th, 2008 by wozog
Something very disgusting happens to me when I take a dump. First of all, I pee when I go poop. So when the first piece of crap comes down, it hits the pee water and pee water splashes on to my ass. Almost impossible to stop… I know 90% of you reading this, knows what I mean. I always wonder WHY this happens…A few years ago I found out why. You have to think of your crap as a high board diver. When the diver hits the water at a straight angle, there is less splash which results in a high score. However if he is not straight then he hits the water at a wrong angle which creates a lot of splash, resulting in a horrible score. Therefore the only explanation of this is that our asshole is not even with the toilet water. So this means you have to lean back when you take a crap..I no longer have that problem…For all of you who have this problem….your welcome.
January 21st, 2008 at 3:05 am
Hmmm, thanks for this
come to think of it my poop does look like that girl in the left photo!
cheers from Australia
January 21st, 2008 at 8:38 pm
An Ex of mine suggested that you lay several sheets of toilet paper on the water first- this prevents the nasty splashback problem entirely.
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:42 am
I now this is you, dude! Keep up the good work.
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:48 pm
and you think i freak you out???? whoa……
i would suggest your answer lies somewhere in the velocity with which you release “it”… get control of that sphincter!!!! slow down the release,, and the displaced water will not be moving fast enough to jump that high!!!! LOL